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Dino and Aliens
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Версия: |
1.0 |
| Автор: | Dino and Aliens |
| Лицензия: | Shareware |
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Цена: | $24.95 |
Описание:
In the country where Dino lived, the sun was shining all year round and pineapples grew so big and delicious that you could eat too much and burst for want of habit. But such thing never happened; everybody lived happily and was never sick. But once upon a time a flying saucer hid the sun. It landed rather obtrusively right in the middle of the garden where Dino grew his fruits. Aliens started climbing out of it, and there were many, so it was not clear how they could all have found room in the saucer. They did not look very awful from the first sight, but turned to be real rogues. They broke trees, trampled down the grass, shoot their pistols and laughed disgustingly. They also put laser plants and barrels with explosives everywhere, planning to explode everything and build here own colony on the ruins. Dino was a cheerful dinosaur. He could make some magic. He could slow down the time and become invisible. Before he only used his magic for peaceful purposes. But seeing aliens' disgraceful behavior he had to get angry. And here started a battle, the battle which became a legend. And long time afterwards dino-mamas told this story to their dino-babies before going to bed, and dino-babies blinked and stayed awake. The beginning of this glorious battle coincides with the beginning of our game. Remember that the story we told you is based on the true facts and that the legend says that all ended well.
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Афоризм
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Веления светил для нас темны...
Фирдуоси
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Анекдот
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Когда Никсон посетил СССР, Брежнев продемонстрировал ем
советский телефон последней конструкции, по которому можно
разговаривать с адом. Никсона соединили с дьяволом. Разговор
стоил 27 копеек.
Вернувшись в Америку, Никсон рассказал о советской диковинке. Но
оказалось, что в Америке такой телефон изобретен давно. Никсон
снова поговорил с адом, но разговор стоил на этот раз 12 тысяч
долларов!
- как же так, - сокрушается Никсон. - там это стоило 27
копеек!
- дело в том, - объяснили ему, - что там это был местный
разговор.
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Прикол
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Доверяю, но проверяюсь
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