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Simpaplex
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Версия: |
1.11 |
| Автор: | Alawar Entertainment |
| Лицензия: | Shareware |
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Цена: | $19.95 |
Описание:
Simpaplex will please everybody who likes playing arcade, logic and funny cartoon-style games. The game features several dozens of different game objects, funny and amiable main character, and stunning, dynamically changing background. All of this won't let you get bored during an office break or while you are waiting for you favorite TV show. If you have little children - let them play Simpaplex and your home will get instantly filled with joy and laughter. Don't worry, the game has no bloody scenes or violence. Simpaplex is also a great birthday gift or a way to entertain your guest while they are waiting for you to finish.
In case you don't know, there is a rain master - a green worm living high in the sky. The worm's name is Mumbly, and all he ever wants to do is eating and sleeping. But things always get in the way of him eating. Sometimes droplets (he hates water) bury diamonds (his favorite food) or block off the path to them. Sometimes it's evil enemies who can't live without trying to bite this amiable worm. That's why Mumbly has to solve different puzzles or fight the enemies before he can enjoy his favorite diamond meal.
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Афоризм
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Еще фараон знал секрет повиновения: чтобы держать народ в страхе, карай не виноватых, карай невинных.
Неизв.
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Анекдот
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Шел пьяный домой, а дорога проходила по мостику через
речушку. Мостик узенький, ветхий.
Долго стоял, соображал. Потом плюнул, махнул рукой и
пошел вброд, рядом с мостиком.
-- Ты что, спятил? Ослеп совсем! -- удивляется прохожий.
-- Что вы понимаете?! С мостика я шлепнусь в воду -- это
уж точно. И тогда весь вымокну. А так -- только по колено...
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Прикол
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Ударим по СПИДу стопроцентным онанизмом
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